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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 01:36
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
Aaron Rodgers says decision to sign with Steelers 'was best for my soul' - NFL.com
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
How do you write a letter to your uncle who sent you money for your birthday outfit?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
Yale’s new Google Home smart lock is here — but it costs more thanks to tariffs - The Verge
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?
No way
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
FanDuel announces 50-cent fee on all bets in Illinois - Awful Announcing
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
Natural Tick Repellent Found—on Donkey Skin - Newser
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What questions are asked in a JP Morgan Hirevue interview?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
NBA Finals Game 7 traffic: No one allowed to drive into Bricktown after game, says PD - News 9
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
Ozempic has ‘very rare’ sight loss side effect, EU drugs regulator finds - politico.eu
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why do older siblings always hate younger siblings?
No, not a chance
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.